OK, so how many things can you find wrong in the following item?
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The weirdest thing happened today … when my homie [redacted] was trying to connect to a wireless network the connections list came up and one of them was called: FBI_SURVEILLANCE_VAN.”
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— Facebook status update of 17-year-old Jared Michael Cano, posted four days before he was arrested on suspicion of plotting to bomb the Tampa high school that expelled him.
Two, by my count:
1. Your homie spots a wireless connection that implies the FBI is lurking about while you are (suspected of) planning to bomb your high school, and you don’t make the connection?
2. You are the most powerful law-enforcement agency in the country, with millions of dollars worth of surveillance equipment at your disposal and yet a teenager with a laptop can make you because you use a way too specific wireless handle.
Did I miss anything else? What is your wireless connection named?
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